Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur
woh bhi ulte.
Admin
Sardar SMS
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
Admin
Sardar SMS
Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga bhaga ja raha tha.
Rastay me uske dost ne shop se awaz di..
"SARDAR GEE BARI JALDI ME HO... EK CUP CHAI TO PEETAY JAO!"
Sardar replied: MERE KOL ITNA TIME HONDA TEY MAIN CYCLE TAY NA BE JANDA" ;-)
Admin
Sardar SMS
1 Sardar Ahh Bhar kr kehne Lage " Mujh Se Zyada Bad kismat Aur kon Hoga Meri Bivi Bhetren Khana Pakana Janti Hai Magr Wo Pakati Nahe"
2nd Sarda Ye Mat kaho
"Dunia Mai Tm Se Bi Bare Bad kismat Mujod Hai Meri Bivi ki Misal Le Lo Wo khana Pakna Nahe Janti Magr Phr Bi Pakati Hai . . //->
