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Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh "PIZZA HUT" le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don"t know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

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Sardar SMS

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Sardar SMS

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka :-

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Sardar SMS

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home

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