Maths teacher 2
Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??
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What is the height of foolishness?
Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and
santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole
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Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
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Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho?
SANTA: Oye ki karaan?
Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha..
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked
Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
