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SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE.
Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI..?
SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB.
I will Investigate... ;-> |
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Santa and Banta r discussing-
Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep.!!"
Banta- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee." ;-> |
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Santa And Banta Were Walking..!
Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird...
Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where...? ;-> |
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One night Santa's girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight?
Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before? |
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?
Santa: I'm raping her. Cop: Ok, I'm next. Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before..
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