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A man was doing push ups on d beach.
Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left... |
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There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.
While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.
He started running down the staircase.
On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"
Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"
Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"
Sardarji replies "No, T is 2 Minutes Late." ;-> |
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Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty.
She Is Eighty Now &
We Don't Know Where D Hell She Is ;-> |
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Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.
Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha
Aaj bhi hai aur
Kal bhi rahega ;-> |
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Aftr returning frm a foreign trip
Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a foreigner?"
Wife-"No,y r u asking?"
Santa-"In London a lady asked me,r u a FoReiGneR? ;-> |
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