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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. |
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Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
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Santa Banta SMS |
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl
Both Were Called For Identification Parade.
When Girl Arrived, They Start Shouting
"Ye He Hy Saali Ye He Hy" ;-> |
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