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Santa Banta SMS |
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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Santa Banta SMS |
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. |
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Santa Banta SMS |
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u"ll die.
Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform |
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Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. |
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