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SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI<
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi. |
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Santa Banta SMS |
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
“saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?”
saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”
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