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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. |
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Sms |
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM ";
GIRLZ OF 2007 ???????????????????????????????????????????????
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM...... |
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi |
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Sms |
man 2 hotel manager;jaldi chalo meri biwi khirki se
kood kar jaan dena chahti hai
manager;what can i do ?
man;khirki nahi khul rahi hai |
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2 khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they,
unn mien se ek neechey gir gya,
tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha,
UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO. |
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