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ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hai chaawal se patthar nhi nikal sakti?WIFE:
ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte? |
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I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much! |
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Agar apko rat main koi karwat badalne per majboor karay
aor raat ki tanhai main tang karay sargoshi say kan
main gungunai tow yakeen karo... |
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts
his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest
tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross. |
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Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar. |
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