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Naughty SMS |
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na
ho |
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Naughty SMS |
MAREEZ, "MUJE BIMARI HAI, NA KHAO TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI,
NA SOUO TO NEND ATI HAI OR ZIADA KAM KAR K THAK
JATA HOOOOOOOO.......
"DR." SARI RAT DHOP MAY BETHO, THEK HO JAO GE:--- |
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Naughty SMS |
A man married a traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet! |
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Naughty SMS |
A man married a traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet! |
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Naughty SMS |
MuSharraf Pareshan Biwi se," Kya hoa kio Pareshan ho?"
Begam," Have not U read the newspapers?
Benazir say thay "She wants Musharraf without Uniform" |
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