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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
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Arj kiya hai... Woh aaye khwab mein kuch iss tarah ki pani sharab
ho gaya,woh aaye khwab mein kuch iss tarah ki pani sharab ho gaya
jab aankh khuli to pata chala ki patloon mein peshab ho gaya ! |
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Prayer of Bachelors-
Radhe Radhe,
Kudi fasade,
Hare murari hove Kunwari,
Jai Hanumaan di,
hove mere haan di,
Waheguru ji da khalsa,
Ek sohni Kuri di lalsa. |
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ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha. ek admi bola helmit
to utaro. pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum
shalwar utar ta hay kia ? |
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din"t wear any of them. |
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